Welcome to My Therapist Says I’m Funny! I’m assuming you’ve clicked on this page because you are extremely interested in knowing everything you can about me. Here’s the condensed version:

• I’ve tried writing a LOT of blogs, and always given up. Mainly because I don’t feel like that many people read it so… tell all of your friends to come read!
• I don’t consider myself particularly funny, but a lot of people do, and yes that does actually include my therapist.
• Let’s just call me a young woman between the ages of 27-32, because I really don’t want to acknowledge my age and/or remember to update this.
• I’m currently single (forever single, let’s be real), and work full time, and in school damn near full time, and all of this shit is utterly exhausting.
• I hate rom-coms, long walks on the beach, and candlelit anything (the flickery shadows freak me out!).  I do, however, enjoy gory action films, long days on the beach with an adult beverage, and candles that smell really good.
• Everything else you need to know you’ll probably learn through reading. I don’t want to give away too many spoilers in one place!