Have you guys heard of this whole “cuffing season” thing? Some strange phenomenon where, during the winter months, these dumb ass boys decide they want to be in a “relationship” because you know…it’s cold, lonely, and generally depressing to be alone on the holidays? Apparently this is a thing. Seriously. Look it up. I’ll wait.
A coworker was telling me that he put together a book with 100 reasons why he loved his girlfriend(#vomit, #sappy), to which I responded.. “I’m pretty sure I don’t even have 100 reasons why I love myself.” So here is my attempt to get as close to 100 as possible..
My hair is usually pretty well behaved.
I have great legs.
My nail beds are fantastic.
I have an excellent memory.
My arms are the best length for taking selfies.
I consider myself a considerate person.
I am not petty.
I make a big deal out of birthdays.
I love to celebrate my friends and their accomplishments.
I can hold my own in an intellectual conversation.
I know how to laugh at myself.
My brain absorbs information and holds on to it… making me a great trivia partner!
I’m really good at spelling.
I type fast.
I do things for people that they don’t expect.
I laugh loudly and sincerely.
I am not afraid to say what I feel, even if I know it may not go over well with the other person.
I’m objective, and try to see things from the other side.
I don’t snore.
I’m a good gift-giver
I appreciate the little things.
I can take criticism (even if I don’t agree with it).
I attract awesome friends
I understand technology.
I learn quickly.
I’m both left and right brained
I can analyze problems
I can inspire a team
I make decisions that yield positive change.
I make people laugh.
I am authentic.
I am persistent.
Okay that’s all I have for now, but I’m going to keep thinking on this. Phew. This shit is hard.